Computer Juggler Prints

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Golfing Boss

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"....how many kids have we got now?"

The coffee's not working.

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Brickie's Mate

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'He's still able to do the work of three committees.'

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

Wha about trying another antivirus?

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

'I don't like your attitude, Peterson, whatever it is.'

Look at me multitasking. I'm shooting the breeze, checking invoices and drinking coffee.

'You're three o'clock cancelled, the Parson deal is ending, and your husband wants to know if the dishes are dirty or clean.'

'Jack, I'm on a conference call right now.'

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

Future Micro MGR.

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

Regretfully in/Hopefully Out.

"For your enjoyment: Please turn off electronic devices, close your eyes, and cover your ears."

"One of my strengths as an employee is my ability to multitask."

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"