Digital Device Juggler Prints

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

Information Tightrope.

Overworked

The Communicator

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

"For your enjoyment: Please turn off electronic devices, close your eyes, and cover your ears."

'And Fenwick, those pesky third quarter stats? Don't tweak 'em �' torque 'em!'

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

"Miss Wythenshawe? Can I leave early, my brain is full."

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

'Take a message...'

Better phone upstairs for the latest figures.

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

Woman holding two phones together.

'Sims, thought it was the data, but it's actually you that's flawed.'

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

"My eyes ache, that's enough zoom meetings and screentime for today."

"Gotta go."

'I love working with my hands.'

'It's great to get back to the simple life,'

"Normally, we only issue one phone to new hires, but we're bringing you in at a busy time."

Multitasking.

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'