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Missing sheet of paper

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

The Pencil and Sharpener

Stationery Shop

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

"You're fired, Withron. I got a terrific deal on a handful of ballpoints."

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

Man with post it note

"Remember, 'borrowing' a pencil means not eating it like you did last time."

Dip Pen

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

In trays read: Bluff/Blink.