Paper Trail Hiker Gifts

"Hope your wearing comfortable shoes for our long walk up the ole paper trail."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Overworked in the office

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Nature Lovers

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

'The fact that the expenses process is complicated confusing and bureaucratic isn't an Aberration.'

Confusing directions.

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

"I think she's having a Spontaneous Paperwork Induced Collapse."

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

Regretfully in/Hopefully Out.

Bear painting signs encouraging people to feed the animals.

"Hey. . . in use!"

Orienteering 101

"He's hit, and he's hurt. Now we'll follow his audit trial and finish him off."

"Slogan."

Tourist is told to go home by a monument

Speed enforced by really slow walkers.

'Says here that if you meet a bear in the woods, never try to outrun it!'

'I got the idea from the parks department.'

"I've never skied paper before."

This Junk Mail made from 75% Recycled Other Junk Mail.

'Having conducted a comprehensive analysis of dozens of subsets of data from a wide range of sources we've confirmed that the likely answer is 36...now we just need to identify the question.'

'Now I'm glad I sprained my ankle. The view from up here is beautiful.'

"We've been walking forever. When does the 'hike start?"

We are indubitably lost, my dear Gretel, but as a first year law student, your dear Hansel has left a obvious paper trail!