Paper Trail Adventurer Gifts

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Overworked in the office

Hither and Yon sign

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

After forty-seven years in management, it was only appropriate that he be buried in paperwork.

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

'The fact that the expenses process is complicated confusing and bureaucratic isn't an Aberration.'

Regretfully in/Hopefully Out.

"I think she's having a Spontaneous Paperwork Induced Collapse."

Race to the presidency.

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

"What if we don't like their country personas?"

"He's hit, and he's hurt. Now we'll follow his audit trial and finish him off."

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 5

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

'It's the word MODERATE which scares me!'

"I've never skied paper before."

Deer with Crosscut Saw.

This Junk Mail made from 75% Recycled Other Junk Mail.

The Times-News. Study: Newspaper Readership Down. For full story, please visit our web site.

'Having conducted a comprehensive analysis of dozens of subsets of data from a wide range of sources we've confirmed that the likely answer is 36...now we just need to identify the question.'

"An appealing, fresh-faced moderate? BORING!"

Man sees bird about to drop objects, near sign that reads: 'Beware of Gull Stones'

I think we over estimated the dogs level of fitness...

"I don't want to say my job is inconsequential, but most of the paperwork I deal with is shredded before it gets to me."

'We don't know whether he's snowed under with work, on holiday, off sick or even passed on...'

The Panama Effect

We are indubitably lost, my dear Gretel, but as a first year law student, your dear Hansel has left a obvious paper trail!

Palin and Pawlenty.

"There aren't any tissues left - you'll have to use sheets of A4."

"If elected, I promise to be a voice of reason."