Paper Trail Adventurer Mugs

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Overworked in the office

Hither and Yon sign

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

'The fact that the expenses process is complicated confusing and bureaucratic isn't an Aberration.'

"What if we don't like their country personas?"

Race to the presidency.

Regretfully in/Hopefully Out.

"I think she's having a Spontaneous Paperwork Induced Collapse."

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

"He's hit, and he's hurt. Now we'll follow his audit trial and finish him off."

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 5

'It's the word MODERATE which scares me!'

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

This Junk Mail made from 75% Recycled Other Junk Mail.

"I've never skied paper before."

Deer with Crosscut Saw.

'Having conducted a comprehensive analysis of dozens of subsets of data from a wide range of sources we've confirmed that the likely answer is 36...now we just need to identify the question.'

"An appealing, fresh-faced moderate? BORING!"

Man sees bird about to drop objects, near sign that reads: 'Beware of Gull Stones'

"I don't want to say my job is inconsequential, but most of the paperwork I deal with is shredded before it gets to me."

"If elected, I promise to be a voice of reason."

"There aren't any tissues left - you'll have to use sheets of A4."

Palin and Pawlenty.

We are indubitably lost, my dear Gretel, but as a first year law student, your dear Hansel has left a obvious paper trail!

The Panama Effect

'We don't know whether he's snowed under with work, on holiday, off sick or even passed on...'

I think we over estimated the dogs level of fitness...

'This running for political office...won't this alienate my base?'