Paper Plane Perfectionist Gifts

'This is what I miss most about the office going paperless.'

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

Bullseye!

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

'Has everyone read the memo about recycling paper?'

Deadlines, Inc.

"Are you sending emails or ZZZ mails?"

'So, how was flight school?'

The Wright brothers first unsuccessful flight.

'Our expenses have decreased 20 per cent since we started refilling our own ink jet cartridges.'

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'Sorry to trouble you , sir , but did you remember to sign my expenses ?'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

Co-pilot smirks at paper airplane stuck in the hair of the pilot

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Job Security

'Young lady, stop talking to your dad in such a disrespectful way! After all he's a man with degrees and can fill in his unemployment benefit application in five different languages!'

"It needs a lot of editing."

A paper aeroplane flies off a ship

Only in the newspapers.

'He's the most important man here - He writes the compliance procedures for the DEPARTMENT of Compliance!'

Nancy had written more pages, but Andrew had stacked his more neatly.

Litter BinDesk Organiser