Plane Perfectionist Gifts

'Model Aircraft.'

A man working on a model airplane

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

Worry tank

Bullseye!

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

"I think you might need to start again."

"I think we should try something a little simpler."

"We find it as long as you manage the inputs, the outputs will look after themselves."

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

Man and woman buying furniture.

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

'Our expenses have decreased 20 per cent since we started refilling our own ink jet cartridges.'

'Daft title. How could you have 'backward' planning?'

'Regarding our deadline - have we moved to long-range planning or still stuck in short-term excuses?'

Santa's Out Tray.

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

'You should have ordered one. This is the only one left in the shop!'

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

"I propose we go with the second option."

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

Football Crazy.

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

We thought we'd put in the detail later.

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Kate had originally been very enthusiastic to prepare the annual global audit plan.

When pedants take a break.