Plastic Plane Perfectionist Gifts

Model Stealth Bomber.

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

The wonderful world of cheese.

Bullseye!

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

Fragile stamper.

"I think you might need to start again."

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"We find it as long as you manage the inputs, the outputs will look after themselves."

"I think we should try something a little simpler."

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'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

Man and woman buying furniture.

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

'Regarding our deadline - have we moved to long-range planning or still stuck in short-term excuses?'

'Daft title. How could you have 'backward' planning?'

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

"I propose we go with the second option."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

Santa's Out Tray.

'You should have ordered one. This is the only one left in the shop!'

We thought we'd put in the detail later.

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Kate had originally been very enthusiastic to prepare the annual global audit plan.

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

'I like the plot, but are all those nude scenes really necessary?'

Writer's Block Next 10 Miles

Office of Strategic Scenarios: 'Best case...Worst case.'

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

'I have a plan 'B', but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Forward Planning - The key to Success