Passion-driven Perfectionist Gifts

Hairdryer Hurricane

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Bullseye!

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'I can 'YO', but the second 'YO' isn't working!'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

Perfection

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

"You're welcome."

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

"Page 33, line 4..."

"Now you can send it."

'This course is a great ego builder.'

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

"Sir, you may find this book very helpful, too."

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"

Cull people who talk and text during a concert you've paid good money to see.

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."

Decorating a column.

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

Mount Everest.

Sculptor's Attempts At Sculpting Crumpled Paper Ball End Up In Trash