Fun-loving Perfectionists Gifts

Drawing board disaster.

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"You know what they say, there's one born every minute!"

We're going on a first date. So many words are misused every day. Literally! I don't accept the use of imperfect language. Me either. Trying to fight it has no effect. It's all a mute point. Irregardless, I could care less. I had nothing farther to say.

Surreal ale

'I can 'YO', but the second 'YO' isn't working!'

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

Besties Photo

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"I asked folks to bring whatever they want, so now we have ten tubs of guacamole, no chips, and eight cases of the most obnoxiously flavored hard seltzer."

Quality Contorl.

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

Ventriloquist's fete

"You'll come? Great." "The Hendersons will be too." "We'll kill them at poker." "Phil and Edna, planning a murder for later that night."

Certificate for 98.4% accurasy.

Decorating a column.

"MMPHH. . . I said I don't think I'm built for yoga!"

Mount Everest.

Desk Bins: Do Over/Do Over Again/Closer, but Re-Do/Return to Top Bin.

'According to today's boxscore, Rockley, you've made a couple of errors and you didn't score any runs.'

The Official Talking Christmas Tree in Dress For Excess

"I'm sorry, but Woolfsey Academy expects a basic level of preparation from its candidates. Mistaking vermilion for scarlet? I don't think so.".

"Ghah, my thumb is in the picture..."

Childrens and adults toys

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no!"

Modern Parenting Olympic Scoring System

'Pedants Society meeting here Friday...'

'I'm your agent! You're going to have to do another swansong.'

"I don't care if this is the kid cave, Robert. Pick up your stuff."

"Play golf? It's not a game you know."

"She always wanted a huge wedding."

Hairdryer Hurricane

"The educational toys were a waste of money."