Modern Playtime Enthusiasts Gifts

"She wants to know if comes with a broadband package."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Haircuts

"She's been so creative lately."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"Tommy!"

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

'I'd like to return this, please.'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Peekaboo!'

Rocking Horse

Extra innings.

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

I love bathtime.

Kids and Mobile Addictions

"Houston, we have a problem!"

Yo Yo Tricks.

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

Little boys

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

"Do that again, but cuter."

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'