Nursery School Fanatic Gifts

'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

Children's Nursery

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

'Ever thought of having the place re-carpeted?'

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

'When I grow up, I want to be an astronaut and go to the moon: It's made of cheese you know!'

'Not another copycat accident?!?! That bloody nursery rhyme's got a lot to answer for.'

'I don't know, son. I suppose the three little kittens and the three little pigs drew straws.'

'We're out of blackbirds -- how about four-and-twenty hamburgers?'

"Once you've jumped over the moon, standing around in a field all day just doesn't cut it."

'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'

Clown baby.

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

"He always was a little off the wall."

'Billy Green you know very well that you stand this end!'

'Tonight - music from cat, acrobatics from cow, comedy from me - we have a great show for you - don't run away!'

'I like the way you have Jack and Jill go up the hill with a lawyer.'

'... And of course, there are the conspiracy theorists who say that it was all a big hoax and I didn't jump over it at all.'

Pre-School Child Center - Computer LiterateNon-Computer Literate.

'Their disability not withstanding she severed their tails.'

Mother Hubbard 2011

'How do you like your egg?'

'He just loves the hokey-pokey, doesn't he?'