Nursery School Fanatic Prints

'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

Batman's Baby

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

'Ever thought of having the place re-carpeted?'

Children's Nursery

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

"I realise that it shows a lack of maturity .. But I like baby talk."

'When I grow up, I want to be an astronaut and go to the moon: It's made of cheese you know!'

'Not another copycat accident?!?! That bloody nursery rhyme's got a lot to answer for.'

'We're out of blackbirds -- how about four-and-twenty hamburgers?'

'I don't know, son. I suppose the three little kittens and the three little pigs drew straws.'

"Once you've jumped over the moon, standing around in a field all day just doesn't cut it."

'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'

Clown baby.

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

'Billy Green you know very well that you stand this end!'

"He always was a little off the wall."

Humpty copying his cracked butt.

'I like the way you have Jack and Jill go up the hill with a lawyer.'

'Tonight - music from cat, acrobatics from cow, comedy from me - we have a great show for you - don't run away!'

'I've become a victim of my own success. I'm starting to crack myself up.'

'... And of course, there are the conspiracy theorists who say that it was all a big hoax and I didn't jump over it at all.'

Pre-School Child Center - Computer LiterateNon-Computer Literate.

'Their disability not withstanding she severed their tails.'

'He just loves the hokey-pokey, doesn't he?'

'How do you like your egg?'

Mother Hubbard 2011