Nursery Enthusiast Prints

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Batman at the Maternity Ward

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

"Well, that one got away."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

'And you're telling me this, why?'

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

'Mary had a little lamb - with mint jelly.'

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

Mother Goose Timeshare

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"