School Fanatic Pillows

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

Futuristic Teenagers.

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

"He's gonna be bad for business."

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

High School

'They've all tested positive for stress.'

"So we've got the labcoats. Now we need a good excuse to wear them." The Birth of Science.

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

'Billy Green you know very well that you stand this end!'

Scientist with test tube.

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

'More or less?'

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

Classroom.