School Runner Mugs

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

'I'm arranging for you to get to school by car pool.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

Danger Slow Sand.

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Too much for the school run?'

Women in a cross country race

I drive, therefore I am.

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

'Any child left longer than ten minutes past last bell will be given a free kitten.'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

'Stress'

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"

Wilfried Zaha

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

'Just doing the school run.'

'You got him here before the tardy bell, Mrs. Bates, but I'm not sure he's prepared to learn.'

Runner's High, Runner's Low

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?..."

Loser's Podium.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'It's time they built a bridge for the lemmings' school run.'

"I'll explain later."

'Well, did you win or what?'

Social distancing

Congratulations for male runner

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

A number of runners run through police tape.

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

'This could save us a bundle on electricity...by the way, Bob, how fast can you run?'