School Run Mugs

'Here comes mine.' Mum with pointy hat identifies her child in the crowd as they're also wearing a pointy hat.

'It may only be the school run but our Mom had to use two nicotine patches to make sure she made it.'

'Too much for the school run?'

I drive, therefore I am.

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

'Any child left longer than ten minutes past last bell will be given a free kitten.'

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

'Just doing the school run.'

'You got him here before the tardy bell, Mrs. Bates, but I'm not sure he's prepared to learn.'

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?..."

Get a life

'It's time they built a bridge for the lemmings' school run.'

"Yes, you look presentable. Now get on!"

'Getting my children to get out of bed and go to school was hard - So I bought a cattle-prod...'

Marathon costume

"I'll explain later."

"The kids were late for school and it just stayed like that."

'I appreciate the ride, Mom, but it's gotten a little weird since you started driving a school bus.'

'I'm arranging for you to get to school by car pool.'

"Is there something wrong with the car, Mom?"

Child cycling across 4x4 rooftops: 'Isn't it nice to see children cycling to school?'

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"This year I'm TWICE as likely to win."

'Well, Mom - it's about that time when you drive us to school again...'

'Who's idea was it to run backwards to Christmas for charity?'

'Psst, I know a shortcut.'

"It took three months for us to find a school within travelling distance of our house but because of the roadworks it still takes three hours to get there."

'Why do they call it the school RUN Mummy?'

'It's the cresta run, but faster and more dangerous. . .'

"C'mon,c'mon,c'mon and get me, copper!"

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

'Can you drop the kids off at school today?'

'I just wish she wouldn't walk us to school.'