School Morning Sprinter Gifts

'You got him here before the tardy bell, Mrs. Bates, but I'm not sure he's prepared to learn.'

Computer Room.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Back to work...

'I really crammed last night.'

'Too much for the school run?'

I drive, therefore I am.

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

"How about a little more coffee?"

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'

'Whenever he stares out the window like that I know he's about to go into a gardening frenzy.'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

'Just doing the school run.'

'School was really exciting today -- they busted up a meth lab in chemistry class.'

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

"I'm doing just fine ??" as long as no one decides to do a background check."

Runner's High, Runner's Low

'Gravity wins - again.'

'Today, in kindergarten, we learned how to count to one.'

'Sorry I'm late - My sundial didn't go off.'

'Try doing something constructive this summer, like going out and capturing some of your school clothes.'

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

'It's a true real scientific fact! If I don't open my eyes, today will go away!'

Eye Opener

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

'Was the class too early for you?'

"It's someone's turn to make the coffee..."

"When it came to running, Kevin was second to none."