Morning Runner Gifts

"He's like a Bill Gates without a Microsoft."

'This is as far as we get on his morning run.' (coffee stand).

'That was fun!'

Back to work...

Future garbage truck driver.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

Bird Tweet.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Fear of news.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Tired Barbie

Alarmistclock

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Have you got your make up on yet?

'Hey, wait for me!'

French Early Bird

"Great coffee, Carole."

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

Business man sees himself as a shark

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

1,572 Performances.

Big Newspaper Delivery

So Far So Good

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

Running Latte

Waking Up With Rooster.

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.