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"Sorry, but you need at least a Masters to get into the Deep Woods."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Deforestation.

Welcome Spring.

"I love you too, big guy."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

Monkey-artist

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Bear Hugging Season Open

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Trail mix?"

"Smokey The Tree"

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Camping-Pong

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'