Forest Runner Pillows

'Whew! If I survive this, I'm going to start working out.'

Deforestation.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

ET Mishap

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Bear Hugging Season Open

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Where the wild things were."

"I love this time of day."

"Trail mix?"

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Danger Slow Sand.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

School trip little porters.

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'