Forest Rompers Gifts

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Deforestation.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

'Bird Watching is fun, but it tends to make me salivate...'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

Deer Cross Dressing.

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"Hey! I know a howl of derision when I hear one!"

Fox hunting.

Jungle

Not-Quite-Quick-Enough Sand

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

Spotted Owl Migration

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.