Mountain Rompers Gifts

'I took the liberty of packing your backpack for you. As you can see, I like to pack light.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'Echo Tourism'

Snowmobull

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

Stairlift around cliff face.

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Skiing

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

The Path

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Climbing with the baby

Bad times to sneeze

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

"This is a duet yourself project."

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"We finally made it - Switzerland!"