Mountain Rompers Gifts

'I took the liberty of packing your backpack for you. As you can see, I like to pack light.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'Echo Tourism'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Stairlift around cliff face.

Snowmobull

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

Skiing

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

The Path

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Bad times to sneeze

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Climbing with the baby

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

Run from the hills!

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"This is a duet yourself project."