Retail Rompers Gifts

"I lost my daughter."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

A young couple selects items from a shop.

Western Outfitters.

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

"Do you have pants in XL?"

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Last Chance for Everything.

Self-Checkout.

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

A tailor measuring a large man

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'Don't just stand there doing nothing! Sell yourself a suit!'

'What do you mean, you just sell coffee? I don't understand, what kind of shop is that?'

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

As models become skinnier, so do the mannequins.

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

"Sorry, Martin, but because you're the weakest link in our food chain here, you're fired."

Merger at 28th and Lex

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

"Would you like your real size or one that artificially inflates your ego?"

Men see an old lady in a round hat from the back and think she is a pretty young lady.

"They came up with a new class of anti-depressants that will inhibit compulsive shopping."

'No thanks, just looking.'