Retail Rompers Gifts

"I lost my daughter."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

A young couple selects items from a shop.

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

'How much would you take off for cash?'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

"Do you have pants in XL?"

Western Outfitters.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Self-Checkout.

Last Chance for Everything.

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

'Do you have it in black?'

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

A tailor measuring a large man

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

As models become skinnier, so do the mannequins.

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

'What do you mean, you just sell coffee? I don't understand, what kind of shop is that?'

"Sorry, Martin, but because you're the weakest link in our food chain here, you're fired."

'Don't just stand there doing nothing! Sell yourself a suit!'

Merger at 28th and Lex

'No thanks, just looking.'

Men see an old lady in a round hat from the back and think she is a pretty young lady.

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

"Would you like your real size or one that artificially inflates your ego?"