Romper Seeker Gifts

"Excuse me - where did you get your romper?"

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Fishing direction sign.

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

Dolphin

Gulliver's other travels.

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

I'm home! Where are my pipe and slippers? At the tobacco shop and the shoe store, respectively.

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

As the Chief Corporate Adrenal Gland of the company, Fred's recommendations were rarely a surprise.

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

Get a life

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

"We're luckier than most people..."

"This is a cover of a song that was perfect in its original form. Apologies in advance."

Just think of meditation as "mental floss."

"This one's for me."

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

'Sorry I'm late'

"Yo, Greg!" "Hey, Warren!"

'Better make the most of the garden before the summer finally ends.'

Dog fetching clown shoes (colour version).

'Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch! Boy I hate hot sand...'

'...and, if I don't get a place, I'll kill myself.'