Loop Seeker Gifts

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Ancient Racing

The one that got away

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Bob's Driving School.

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Speed Dating.

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

The Wishing Well

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

Dolphin

Computer Controlled Car

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'