Summer Seeker Gifts

Moses Uses God-Given Powers To Protect His Sandcastle

Fight for your summer.

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

'Not very big is it?' - 'No, but it's 85 feet deep.'

"Dad, the WiFi is down! Also, why didn't you tell me it's summer?"

'Better make the most of the garden before the summer finally ends.'

"I'm restoring my body temperature to its equilibrium point...obviously."

Summer Sketches - Interesting and refreshing reading

Did you know that the "Dog Days of Summer" were almost called the "Wolverine Days of Summer"? Apparently, the dog lobby is very powerful, and they forced it through. You must want to cry when you think of all the royalties you've missed out on. !!!

"Lady!!! Could we turn down the A.C.?!"

'Some of us are doomed to be crowd pleasers. . .'

'You were so right, Martha, the mountains don't compare with a vacation at the shore.'

'Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch! Boy I hate hot sand...'

'Damn this hot weather! The milk's gone off again.'

Mr Pina Colada

"It's sure good to get out of the sewers on a beautiful day like today."

Patio Melt

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Beach con-man.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"Well Earned Vacation"

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Dolphin

Stop Me Before I Grill Again

"Nasty sunburn."

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.