Summer Soul Seeker Gifts

Cherie Blair - The sound of summer.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

Christian and Born again Christian...

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

Stop Me Before I Grill Again

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Nasty sunburn."

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'I love us when we're tan.'

Existential Risk

The Anti-Materialist

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

'Don't look upon me as a priest, look upon me as your personal 'After Life Coach.''

"Yeah, well, we've all got baggage."

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

"The meaning of life at a glance"

'It's not considered good form to brag about extinguishing your ego.'

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

"I'm competitive,cruel,glad when my friends fail...I've no idea why I'm here."

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

Bob Dylan

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

"You'll find it's lonely at the top."

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'