Summer Soul Seeker Gifts

Cherie Blair - The sound of summer.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

Christian and Born again Christian...

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

"Nasty sunburn."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Stop Me Before I Grill Again

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'I love us when we're tan.'

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

Existential Risk

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

'Don't look upon me as a priest, look upon me as your personal 'After Life Coach.''

"The meaning of life at a glance"

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

'It's not considered good form to brag about extinguishing your ego.'

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

"I'm competitive,cruel,glad when my friends fail...I've no idea why I'm here."

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

"You'll find it's lonely at the top."

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

Bob Dylan

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

"'The Girl Who Kicked Summer Vacation's Ass.'"