Mountain Movers Gifts

Stairlift around cliff face.

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

Happy Hour

'Echo Tourism'

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Snowmobull

Rock Climber

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Skiing

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

Climbing with the baby

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

"Another nosebleed?!"

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!