Mountain Movers Gifts

Stairlift around cliff face.

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'Echo Tourism'

Happy Hour

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

Snowmobull

Rock Climber

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Skiing

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

Climbing with the baby

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

"Another nosebleed?!"

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

OM, SWEET OM