Mountain Mover Gifts

Environmental Protection Agency

"Ahhh... close enough."

You Are Here

Skiing.

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

First aid in mountains

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The rocket powered skiier

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Happy Hour

'Echo Tourism'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Stairlift around cliff face.

Snowmobull

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Rock Climber

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."