Mountain Mover Enthusiast Gifts

Mountain rescue: two men carry a mountain on a stretcher.

"Ahhh... close enough."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Skiing.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

First aid in mountains

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Happy Hour

'Echo Tourism'

Stairlift around cliff face.

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Snowmobull

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Skiing

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

"All the celebrities come here."

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

Recalculating

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks