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Mountain rescue: two men carry a mountain on a stretcher.

"Ahhh... close enough."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Skiing.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

First aid in mountains

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'Echo Tourism'

Happy Hour

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Stairlift around cliff face.

Snowmobull

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Skiing

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"All the celebrities come here."

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Recalculating

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'