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Another quality job by Bulldozing for the Hell of It, Inc.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

How Glaciations Begin

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

Farmers' Warnings.

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Thumbing a Lift.

Tractor Racing

Going Down?

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

Elevator charge $1.00.

'Where are you going?'

Dissectum Paniculata

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

The guy who got in on the ground floor

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

"You're looking gorgeous tonight darling..."

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?

"it appears I'm being relocated"

"I got it from eBay."

Atlas working out with the earth as his exercise ball.

Ozone layer claims another victim.

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.