Earthmover Enthusiast Mugs

Another quality job by Bulldozing for the Hell of It, Inc.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

How Glaciations Begin

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

Farmers' Warnings.

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

Tractor Racing

Going Down?

Thumbing a Lift.

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

Elevator charge $1.00.

Dissectum Paniculata

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

'Where are you going?'

The guy who got in on the ground floor

"You're looking gorgeous tonight darling..."

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

"it appears I'm being relocated"

Atlas working out with the earth as his exercise ball.

"I got it from eBay."

Ozone layer claims another victim.

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."