Mountain Goer Gifts

"Another nosebleed?!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

You Are Here

Skiing.

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

First aid in mountains

Piracy on a boating lake

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

How about going easy on the carbs

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The rocket powered skiier

'Echo Tourism'

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Happy Hour

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Marco ..."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Stairlift around cliff face.

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Snowmobull

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.