Mountain Goer Gifts

"Another nosebleed?!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

You Are Here

Skiing.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

First aid in mountains

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Piracy on a boating lake

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

How about going easy on the carbs

The rocket powered skiier

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Happy Hour

'Echo Tourism'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Stairlift around cliff face.

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Snowmobull

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

"Marco ..."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.