Mountain Mover Pillows

Environmental Protection Agency

"Ahhh... close enough."

You Are Here

Skiing.

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

First aid in mountains

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

The rocket powered skiier

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Happy Hour

'Echo Tourism'

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

Rock Climber

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Snowmobull

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

Stairlift around cliff face.

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.