Money Movers Gifts

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"If they're going to try and take more of my money on taxes have a good night to move abroad I'm not paying my taxes somewhere else!"

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

'I think I know what the problem is!'

Stairlift around cliff face.

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

"We balanced our budget this month!"

Money exchange

"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'If you must know... I got the ten-million-dollar bonus this year because... instead of losing 15-million-dollars, we could of possibly lost much, much more!'

"We rolled your account over, sir, and that just made it worse."

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"Constant vigilance, regular trimming."

Money god

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

Investment analyst Renald P. is going to frighten the market.

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

Overdraft limit.

'Don't you ever knock?'

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

'I think you need to reboot your fiscal compass.'

"That was a rumor day."

'Withdrawal symptoms.'