Money Movers Gifts

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"If they're going to try and take more of my money on taxes have a good night to move abroad I'm not paying my taxes somewhere else!"

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

Stairlift around cliff face.

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

"We balanced our budget this month!"

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."

Money exchange

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

"We rolled your account over, sir, and that just made it worse."

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

Money god

'If you must know... I got the ten-million-dollar bonus this year because... instead of losing 15-million-dollars, we could of possibly lost much, much more!'

"Constant vigilance, regular trimming."

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

Investment analyst Renald P. is going to frighten the market.

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

Overdraft limit.

'I think you need to reboot your fiscal compass.'

"That was a rumor day."

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

'Don't you ever knock?'

'Withdrawal symptoms.'