Market Mover Gifts

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

Company Share Price - "That was when the stock market heard you were retiring, sir."

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

"The economic modeling of our economic modeling suggests we need to remodel."

'I was trying to predict future market trends and the computer blew up!'

"The bad news is it's all our clients' money."

Investment analyst Renald P. is going to frighten the market.

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

Greeting cards: Stockmarket Up and Down.

"We've added cheerleaders for when the market hits 15,000."

"Tech stocks rose on news Donald Trump can move markets

'I had a rough year in the market. I can't attract gold diggers anymore. The best I can hope for is a silver digger.'

"Why does my investment portfolio have a toe tag?"

"Have you seen the interest rates? He'd be better off investing in property."

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

"You say there's a dip in the market?"

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"Is that for Sadaam's capture or the dow breaking the thousand?"

"That was a rumor day."

WATCH FOR FALLING HOPES & ASPIRATIONS

'The long and the short is we went long and got shorted.'

That was either an earth tremor or the economy moved up a gear.

'A few rules for new investors: First never say 'kaching' until the market is up...'

I want flash trading...yesterday!

'Boy, are the markets getting sensitive, anymore.'

Executive sitting behind desk with one box labelled 'Bid' and the other box labelled 'Ask'.

Ah, Kimble - I wanted to see you about our tracker fund.

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'

"Global stocks shot up on news Trump has 'Twitter-block!'"

'Here's the confirmation now. You bought 200 shares at the market. Now can I interest you in an extended warranty?'

Help! Seized the Day - but it was the day the dow dropped 1,000 points.

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'