Market Meanderer Gifts

'A think tank says it will explore whether high stock markets globally are causing oceans to rise...'

The president's men

Carefree luggage.

See you at the farmers market!

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

Opening the door to new customers

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

Investment analyst Renald P. is going to frighten the market.

The bailout.

"That was a rumor day."

"The economic modeling of our economic modeling suggests we need to remodel."

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

That was either an earth tremor or the economy moved up a gear.

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'

'I was trying to predict future market trends and the computer blew up!'

"You say there's a dip in the market?"

Vegicurious

Placier.

Olives

'Boy, are the markets getting sensitive, anymore.'

Executive sitting behind desk with one box labelled 'Bid' and the other box labelled 'Ask'.

'Fruits, vegetables, herbs, spices, nuts, berries, roots, tubers, stems, leaves.'

"Avez-vous Cocoa Puffs?"

"I'm getting subtle hints of what the Fed might do."

'I had a rough year in the market. I can't attract gold diggers anymore. The best I can hope for is a silver digger.'

'A few rules for new investors: First never say 'kaching' until the market is up...'

'I'm trading futures in green sheets.'

"Is that for Sadaam's capture or the dow breaking the thousand?"