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'A think tank says it will explore whether high stock markets globally are causing oceans to rise...'

The president's men

Carefree luggage.

See you at the farmers market!

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

Opening the door to new customers

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

Investment analyst Renald P. is going to frighten the market.

"That was a rumor day."

The bailout.

"The economic modeling of our economic modeling suggests we need to remodel."

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'

That was either an earth tremor or the economy moved up a gear.

'I was trying to predict future market trends and the computer blew up!'

Executive sitting behind desk with one box labelled 'Bid' and the other box labelled 'Ask'.

Placier.

'Boy, are the markets getting sensitive, anymore.'

'Fruits, vegetables, herbs, spices, nuts, berries, roots, tubers, stems, leaves.'

Vegicurious

"Avez-vous Cocoa Puffs?"

"You say there's a dip in the market?"

Olives

"I'm getting subtle hints of what the Fed might do."

"The bad news is it's all our clients' money."

'I had a rough year in the market. I can't attract gold diggers anymore. The best I can hope for is a silver digger.'

'Don't you have American processed cheese food in a can?'

"Is that for Sadaam's capture or the dow breaking the thousand?"

'A few rules for new investors: First never say 'kaching' until the market is up...'