Midnight Meanderer Gifts

Sleep walking.

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Secretive Weigh In.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Pachyderm insomnia.

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

'Sweet dreams buddy!'

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

Insomnia.

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'

Pizza and Related Searches.

"Damned if they do and damned if they don't? This is BRILLIANT work, everybody! Why didn't we think of this before?"

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."

Midnight in the Vegetable Garden of Good and Evil.

"Alexa, what fresh hell are we in for today?"

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'

Scared shadow.

"It's Monday."

Woman in bed unable to sleep.

"Wow, it's only eleven – that still leaves time for me to ruin tomorrow by staying up doing nothing on the Internet."

I can't sleep! 3:07. I can't get up. I feel so all alone.

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up EVERY HOUR during the night."

'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'

Genius At Midnight

Think / Don't think signs.

"The first day back is always the worst."

Of all the days to sleep in!

"That's another thing about being nocturnal – nothing's open."