Mythology Meanderer Gifts

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Carefree luggage.

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

Sleeping Beauty

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

God creates humans.

'Well, there went Atlantis -- I told You not to use low bidder!'

Hermes

Moses parts the Red Sea.

"I thought Daryl Hannah was promised to King Neptune."

"When we're not casting spells we cast metals."

A trap for Santa

"I feel like Brunnhilde, but in 'The Kentucky Cycle.'"

Pot of gold at end of rainbow, "I only hope that it's gonna be exempt from tax"

'Then it's agreed...I'll treat your rough scaly skin and you'll teach me how to swim.'

Our menu is legendary. Really? Do you serve leg of Sasquatch? That's my favorite legend! Menu.

Santa's sleigh up on cinder blocks.

Fisherman takes home the mermaid he caught.

'I want you to endow me with the 'King Midas touch' for 24 hours.'

After years of trying, Dr. Ra' success at creating a race of giants comes to a quick and tragic end.

"Today I'm going to be unaware, uninvolved, uncommitted, and self-centered."

'Meanwhile, in another corner of the Garden of Eden...'

"Well, it seems that St. Patrick didn't drive all the snakes out of Ireland."

"I haven't the heart to tell him there's no such place as Shangri-La."

Bored man in Heaven says: 'Maybe we could pop down to Hell for a bit ? just to see if there's anything happening.'

A robot dog urinates nuts and bolts on a fire hydrant.

Andy innocently agress to a game of rock paper, scissors, scythe.

Self Made Mermaid

'A think tank says it will explore whether high stock markets globally are causing oceans to rise...'

'No matter what I try, it seems that I just keep coming back to the same place in my life.'

'It ain't the Fountain of Youth, but it's close.'

'I could just gaze at that rainbow forever...'