Mythology Meanderer Pillows

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Sleeping Beauty

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

God creates humans.

'Well, there went Atlantis -- I told You not to use low bidder!'

Moses parts the Red Sea.

Hermes

"I thought Daryl Hannah was promised to King Neptune."

"I feel like Brunnhilde, but in 'The Kentucky Cycle.'"

A trap for Santa

"When we're not casting spells we cast metals."

Pot of gold at end of rainbow, "I only hope that it's gonna be exempt from tax"

Santa's sleigh up on cinder blocks.

'Then it's agreed...I'll treat your rough scaly skin and you'll teach me how to swim.'

'I want you to endow me with the 'King Midas touch' for 24 hours.'

Fisherman takes home the mermaid he caught.

After years of trying, Dr. Ra' success at creating a race of giants comes to a quick and tragic end.

"Today I'm going to be unaware, uninvolved, uncommitted, and self-centered."

'Meanwhile, in another corner of the Garden of Eden...'

"Well, it seems that St. Patrick didn't drive all the snakes out of Ireland."

Bored man in Heaven says: 'Maybe we could pop down to Hell for a bit ? just to see if there's anything happening.'

"I haven't the heart to tell him there's no such place as Shangri-La."

Andy innocently agress to a game of rock paper, scissors, scythe.

A robot dog urinates nuts and bolts on a fire hydrant.

'A think tank says it will explore whether high stock markets globally are causing oceans to rise...'

Self Made Mermaid

'No matter what I try, it seems that I just keep coming back to the same place in my life.'

'It ain't the Fountain of Youth, but it's close.'

"...and on line 14 you claim 42 arrows and a battle ax as pillaging expenses, but on line 50 you claim them again under arsenal depreciation."