Machine Meanderer Pillows

A robot dog urinates nuts and bolts on a fire hydrant.

Carefree luggage.

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Congratulations on your retirement!

'Gesundheit.'

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid that's inappropriate.'

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."

'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

"Fetch! What about a please?"

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

"Gesundheit!"

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

Politeness opens doors

The Quantum Mechanic...

'They must have really listened to their mothers about chewing their food.'

'Shake'

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

'I didn't do the problem because you didn't say 'please.''

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

She's been teaching too long!

Impasse in the corridor of the National Society of Common Courtesy.

A guy steals popcorn from the man sitting next to him.