Machine Meanderer Pillows

A robot dog urinates nuts and bolts on a fire hydrant.

Carefree luggage.

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

Congratulations on your retirement!

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'Gesundheit.'

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."

Politeness opens doors

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

"Fetch! What about a please?"

"Gesundheit!"

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

The Quantum Mechanic...

'They must have really listened to their mothers about chewing their food.'

'Shake'

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

'I didn't do the problem because you didn't say 'please.''

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

She's been teaching too long!

Impasse in the corridor of the National Society of Common Courtesy.

"To save everyone from suffering in polite restraint, I shall eat the last slice."