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'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

Broken Heart

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

Drat. Your bolts are metric,but my tools aren't.

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

Good Samaritan responding to hurt man: 'I'm part of God's TLC plan.'

"It ain't pretty. You got a bad flap-valve leak, and your tenor drones are all gunked up. It'll be a week at least, IF I can get the parts. I do got a loaner, but she ain't much."

Bones Reunited

Digger.

'I'm afraid being based in Harley Street doesn't mean I fix sick Harleys!'

'About this 50% error rate of yours, Billington . . .'

Dr Dinaram Cardiology: Hurt Feelings and Broken Hearts

Ducttape Man! I'll mend your broken heart!

Her tears flowed like wine.

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

"Some of your lost socks were clogging up the motor."

"So, when did you first have these overwhelming urges to spend �100s on therapy?"

'There you are, Mr. Van Winkle. That Ginkgo Biloba should improve your memory and keep you from dozing off.'

"I'm not sure we can do anything for a broken heart."

''Tis a poor thing, but mine own.'

'I've been treating you for months -- Has your memory shown ANY improvement?', 'Who wants to know?'

Unfortunately the tinman was 10W30 and the oil bank needed staight 30W

"I understand your machine makes O-rings."

'I can't remember whether we take the left fork or the right fork of the road.'

Tell me more about your kleptomania - Darn where did I put my notebook?

A robot dog urinates nuts and bolts on a fire hydrant.

Heartbreak

"Clarence thinks he's hot stuff now that he got the portable DR tricked out."

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