Forest Dwelling Fashionistas Gifts

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Joined at the hipster.

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Deer Cross Dressing.

"We couldn't find a sitter."

Big RV Camping

Eden. There's great leaves to wear growing on this vine. Ah, it's the new summer clothing line!

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

Christmas Hat Tree

Dave Spent the Weekend Camping

'I'm tired of them laughing at our rear ends. It's like we have a genetic wardrobe malfunction.'

"There's one home in this area within your price range, but it has a mouse."

Sherwood forest. Private. Keep out.

'If you'd try dressing a little more conservatively, you might be able to get a job in the mainstream.'

Venus Fly Trap Hat

"What's with funny little guys wearing bright colored clothes in the arctic?"

Frog jumping over a puddle.

'I hate having horizontal stripes: They make us look so fat!'

"Seriously, Allan? Summer camo after Labour Day?! Quite the fashion faux pas, wouldn't you say?"

'I'd like a derby with air-holes.'

Eve trying on different leaves

'Remember when they were babies and that was all padding?'

Easter Eggs

Hardcore Hikers

"I'm not sure the Christmas jumper is good for your gravitas, m'lud."

Black is slimming, but it can't perform miracles.

Mushrooms Fashion

Mrs. Big Foot

'Is that your new leopard skin'

'My name is Forest,,,Forest Dump, Haha'