Forest Fashion Guru Gifts

"Seriously, Allan? Summer camo after Labour Day?! Quite the fashion faux pas, wouldn't you say?"

Deforestation.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

Fox hunting.

"Hey! I know a howl of derision when I hear one!"

'Can you pass me the saw-dust when you're finished with it Darling?'

Deer Cross Dressing.

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

'No matter where the deer are they will be able to hear this grunt.'

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

Spotted Owl Migration

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'

"We're bears you fool, we don't need agendas!"

Eyes on the Forest Floor

"Oh, I'll bet you just LOVED that, didn't you?"

Eden. There's great leaves to wear growing on this vine. Ah, it's the new summer clothing line!

"By all means, go ahead! At this point, it's just in the way!"

"You've been overdoing the tree hugging."