Fashionable Forest Dweller Gifts

Deer Cross Dressing.

Deforestation.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

A man rakes a tree

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Christmas tree exchange

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

"Hey! I know a howl of derision when I hear one!"

Fox hunting.

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

Spotted Owl Migration

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

"Ok, maybe a surprise party wasn't the best idea."

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

"Here's my plan. We grow our roots for 30 years until they crack the cement, which dismantles the fence. Then we just push it ove and make a break for it. You in?"

"We're bears you fool, we don't need agendas!"

Eyes on the Forest Floor

"Oh, I'll bet you just LOVED that, didn't you?"

Paper Production

Welcome to Kew Gardens

A man emerges from a tree stump