Fearful Forest Wanderer Gifts

"Me TREE TOAD!"

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

ET Mishap

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"I love this time of day."

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"Trail mix?"

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

"Where the wild things were."

Beaver tower

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

Baby squirrel & Berries

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

School trip little porters.

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

When clowns are hunting.

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."